LEAVE ME ALONE UNLESS YOU’RE MY DOG CROP TOP
£24.99
Regular price £19.99
Bold Slogan Tees | Gender-Inclusive | Festival Ready
Live loud. Love louder. Wear it all with pride. 🌈💖
This limited-edition Pride crop top is for the wild ones who don’t just celebrate Pride — they are the celebration. 💥✨ Featuring our signature unfiltered slogans, this top is the perfect fit for those embracing their identity, making a statement, or stepping out in style for Pride Month, queer festivals, or everyday self-expression. 🙌👕
Crafted from a high-stretch knit fabric with a sleek, cropped cut, it’s made to move with you — whether you’re dancing at a Pride parade 🎉🏳️🌈, hitting the festival circuit 🎶, or planning your dream coming out outfit. 💃💅
✨ Product Details:
-
Fit: Regular
-
Length: Cropped
-
Neckline: Classic round
-
Lining: Unlined with no padding
-
Material: 95% Polyester / 5% Elastane
-
Feel: Lightweight, breathable & super soft
-
Stretch: High stretch for a flawless, comfy fit
🌈 Wear Your Pride:
Designed for all expressions and bodies, this top is a bold staple for anyone in the LGBTQ+ community — whether you're lesbian, bisexual, gay, trans, non-binary, or questioning. It’s gender-inclusive clothing that lets you own your truth and turn heads while doing it.
Pair it with high-waisted jeans, a mini skirt, or layered over mesh for a look that’s equal parts queer fashion, festival-ready, and undeniably you.
🛍 Perfect For:
-
Pride events, parties & parades
-
Queer festivals & gigs
-
Coming out looks with attitude
-
Matching with your bestie
-
Everyday slayage in a hot pink moment
This funny, fearless slogan crop top is your new go-to for bisexual fashion, lesbian clothing, or just being a total problem in the best way possible.
🛒 Shop now — limited quantities, loud energy only.
📍 Designed in the UK | Ships worldwide
Size Guide
|
|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
|
UK/IRL |
4/6 |
8 |
10 |
12/14 |
16 |
18 |
|
EUR |
34 |
36 |
38 |
40/42 |
44 |
46 |
|
USA |
2 |
4 |
6 |
8/10 |
12 |
14 |
|
IT |
38 |
40 |
42 |
44/46 |
48 |
50 |
Bold Slogan Tees | Gender-Inclusive | Festival Ready
Live loud. Love louder. Wear it all with pride. 🌈💖
This limited-edition Pride crop top is for the wild ones who don’t just celebrate Pride — they are the celebration. 💥✨ Featuring our signature unfiltered slogans, this top is the perfect fit for those embracing their identity, making a statement, or stepping out in style for Pride Month, queer festivals, or everyday self-expression. 🙌👕
Crafted from a high-stretch knit fabric with a sleek, cropped cut, it’s made to move with you — whether you’re dancing at a Pride parade 🎉🏳️🌈, hitting the festival circuit 🎶, or planning your dream coming out outfit. 💃💅
✨ Product Details:
-
Fit: Regular
-
Length: Cropped
-
Neckline: Classic round
-
Lining: Unlined with no padding
-
Material: 95% Polyester / 5% Elastane
-
Feel: Lightweight, breathable & super soft
-
Stretch: High stretch for a flawless, comfy fit
🌈 Wear Your Pride:
Designed for all expressions and bodies, this top is a bold staple for anyone in the LGBTQ+ community — whether you're lesbian, bisexual, gay, trans, non-binary, or questioning. It’s gender-inclusive clothing that lets you own your truth and turn heads while doing it.
Pair it with high-waisted jeans, a mini skirt, or layered over mesh for a look that’s equal parts queer fashion, festival-ready, and undeniably you.
🛍 Perfect For:
-
Pride events, parties & parades
-
Queer festivals & gigs
-
Coming out looks with attitude
-
Matching with your bestie
-
Everyday slayage in a hot pink moment
This funny, fearless slogan crop top is your new go-to for bisexual fashion, lesbian clothing, or just being a total problem in the best way possible.
🛒 Shop now — limited quantities, loud energy only.
📍 Designed in the UK | Ships worldwide
Size Guide
|
|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
|
UK/IRL |
4/6 |
8 |
10 |
12/14 |
16 |
18 |
|
EUR |
34 |
36 |
38 |
40/42 |
44 |
46 |
|
USA |
2 |
4 |
6 |
8/10 |
12 |
14 |
|
IT |
38 |
40 |
42 |
44/46 |
48 |
50 |
Crop Tops:
| SIZE | UK | SHOULDER | BUST SIZE | LENGTH | SLEEVE LENGETH |
| XS | 6 | 36 | 76 | 39 | 9 |
| S | 8 | 37 | 80 | 40 | 10 |
| M | 10 | 38 | 94 | 41 | 11 |
| L | 12 14 | 39 | 88 | 42 | 12 |
| XL | 16 | 40 | 92 | 43 | 13 |
T-Shirts:
| Size | Width, in | Width, cm | Length, in | Length, cm | Sleeve Length, in | Sleeve Length, cm |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 17.99 | 45.70 | 28.00 | 71.12 | 7.24 | 18.41 |
| M | 20.00 | 50.80 | 29.00 | 73.66 | 7.76 | 19.71 |
| L | 21.97 | 55.80 | 30.00 | 76.20 | 8.23 | 20.96 |
| XL | 23.98 | 60.90 | 31.00 | 78.74 | 8.74 | 22.20 |
| 2XL | 25.98 | 65.98 | 32.00 | 81.28 | 9.25 | 23.50 |
| 3XL | 27.99 | 71.10 | 33.00 | 83.82 | 9.76 | 24.76 |
| 4XL | 30.04 | 76.30 | 34.00 | 86.36 | 10.24 | 26.01 |
| 5XL | 31.97 | 81.20 | 35.00 | 88.90 | 10.75 | 27.31 |
Crop Tops:
| SIZE | UK | SHOULDER | BUST SIZE | LENGTH | SLEEVE LENGETH |
| XS | 6 | 36 | 76 | 39 | 9 |
| S | 8 | 37 | 80 | 40 | 10 |
| M | 10 | 38 | 94 | 41 | 11 |
| L | 12 14 | 39 | 88 | 42 | 12 |
| XL | 16 | 40 | 92 | 43 | 13 |
T-Shirts:
| Size | Width, in | Width, cm | Length, in | Length, cm | Sleeve Length, in | Sleeve Length, cm |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 17.99 | 45.70 | 28.00 | 71.12 | 7.24 | 18.41 |
| M | 20.00 | 50.80 | 29.00 | 73.66 | 7.76 | 19.71 |
| L | 21.97 | 55.80 | 30.00 | 76.20 | 8.23 | 20.96 |
| XL | 23.98 | 60.90 | 31.00 | 78.74 | 8.74 | 22.20 |
| 2XL | 25.98 | 65.98 | 32.00 | 81.28 | 9.25 | 23.50 |
| 3XL | 27.99 | 71.10 | 33.00 | 83.82 | 9.76 | 24.76 |
| 4XL | 30.04 | 76.30 | 34.00 | 86.36 | 10.24 | 26.01 |
| 5XL | 31.97 | 81.20 | 35.00 | 88.90 | 10.75 | 27.31 |
UK DELIVERY
Royal Mail Free Shipping on orders over £49.99 (3-5 Days)
Evri Free Shipping on orders over £49.99 (3-5 Days)
INTERNATIONAL
Ireland Free Delivery on orders over £59.99 (3-7 Working Days)
Ireland Standard Delivery on orders under £59.99 (3-7 Working Days)
Europe Delivery (3-7 Working Days)
Rest of World Delivery (6-10 Working Days)
UK DELIVERY
Royal Mail Free Shipping on orders over £49.99 (3-5 Days)
Evri Free Shipping on orders over £49.99 (3-5 Days)
INTERNATIONAL
Ireland Free Delivery on orders over £59.99 (3-7 Working Days)
Ireland Standard Delivery on orders under £59.99 (3-7 Working Days)
Europe Delivery (3-7 Working Days)
Rest of World Delivery (6-10 Working Days)
LEAVE ME ALONE UNLESS YOU’RE MY DOG CROP TOP
£24.99
Regular price £19.99
Bold Slogan Tees | Gender-Inclusive | Festival Ready
Live loud. Love louder. Wear it all with pride. 🌈💖
This limited-edition Pride crop top is for the wild ones who don’t just celebrate Pride — they are the celebration. 💥✨ Featuring our signature unfiltered slogans, this top is the perfect fit for those embracing their identity, making a statement, or stepping out in style for Pride Month, queer festivals, or everyday self-expression. 🙌👕
Crafted from a high-stretch knit fabric with a sleek, cropped cut, it’s made to move with you — whether you’re dancing at a Pride parade 🎉🏳️🌈, hitting the festival circuit 🎶, or planning your dream coming out outfit. 💃💅
✨ Product Details:
-
Fit: Regular
-
Length: Cropped
-
Neckline: Classic round
-
Lining: Unlined with no padding
-
Material: 95% Polyester / 5% Elastane
-
Feel: Lightweight, breathable & super soft
-
Stretch: High stretch for a flawless, comfy fit
🌈 Wear Your Pride:
Designed for all expressions and bodies, this top is a bold staple for anyone in the LGBTQ+ community — whether you're lesbian, bisexual, gay, trans, non-binary, or questioning. It’s gender-inclusive clothing that lets you own your truth and turn heads while doing it.
Pair it with high-waisted jeans, a mini skirt, or layered over mesh for a look that’s equal parts queer fashion, festival-ready, and undeniably you.
🛍 Perfect For:
-
Pride events, parties & parades
-
Queer festivals & gigs
-
Coming out looks with attitude
-
Matching with your bestie
-
Everyday slayage in a hot pink moment
This funny, fearless slogan crop top is your new go-to for bisexual fashion, lesbian clothing, or just being a total problem in the best way possible.
🛒 Shop now — limited quantities, loud energy only.
📍 Designed in the UK | Ships worldwide
Size Guide
|
|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
|
UK/IRL |
4/6 |
8 |
10 |
12/14 |
16 |
18 |
|
EUR |
34 |
36 |
38 |
40/42 |
44 |
46 |
|
USA |
2 |
4 |
6 |
8/10 |
12 |
14 |
|
IT |
38 |
40 |
42 |
44/46 |
48 |
50 |
Bold Slogan Tees | Gender-Inclusive | Festival Ready
Live loud. Love louder. Wear it all with pride. 🌈💖
This limited-edition Pride crop top is for the wild ones who don’t just celebrate Pride — they are the celebration. 💥✨ Featuring our signature unfiltered slogans, this top is the perfect fit for those embracing their identity, making a statement, or stepping out in style for Pride Month, queer festivals, or everyday self-expression. 🙌👕
Crafted from a high-stretch knit fabric with a sleek, cropped cut, it’s made to move with you — whether you’re dancing at a Pride parade 🎉🏳️🌈, hitting the festival circuit 🎶, or planning your dream coming out outfit. 💃💅
✨ Product Details:
-
Fit: Regular
-
Length: Cropped
-
Neckline: Classic round
-
Lining: Unlined with no padding
-
Material: 95% Polyester / 5% Elastane
-
Feel: Lightweight, breathable & super soft
-
Stretch: High stretch for a flawless, comfy fit
🌈 Wear Your Pride:
Designed for all expressions and bodies, this top is a bold staple for anyone in the LGBTQ+ community — whether you're lesbian, bisexual, gay, trans, non-binary, or questioning. It’s gender-inclusive clothing that lets you own your truth and turn heads while doing it.
Pair it with high-waisted jeans, a mini skirt, or layered over mesh for a look that’s equal parts queer fashion, festival-ready, and undeniably you.
🛍 Perfect For:
-
Pride events, parties & parades
-
Queer festivals & gigs
-
Coming out looks with attitude
-
Matching with your bestie
-
Everyday slayage in a hot pink moment
This funny, fearless slogan crop top is your new go-to for bisexual fashion, lesbian clothing, or just being a total problem in the best way possible.
🛒 Shop now — limited quantities, loud energy only.
📍 Designed in the UK | Ships worldwide
Size Guide
|
|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
|
UK/IRL |
4/6 |
8 |
10 |
12/14 |
16 |
18 |
|
EUR |
34 |
36 |
38 |
40/42 |
44 |
46 |
|
USA |
2 |
4 |
6 |
8/10 |
12 |
14 |
|
IT |
38 |
40 |
42 |
44/46 |
48 |
50 |
Crop Tops:
| SIZE | UK | SHOULDER | BUST SIZE | LENGTH | SLEEVE LENGETH |
| XS | 6 | 36 | 76 | 39 | 9 |
| S | 8 | 37 | 80 | 40 | 10 |
| M | 10 | 38 | 94 | 41 | 11 |
| L | 12 14 | 39 | 88 | 42 | 12 |
| XL | 16 | 40 | 92 | 43 | 13 |
T-Shirts:
| Size | Width, in | Width, cm | Length, in | Length, cm | Sleeve Length, in | Sleeve Length, cm |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 17.99 | 45.70 | 28.00 | 71.12 | 7.24 | 18.41 |
| M | 20.00 | 50.80 | 29.00 | 73.66 | 7.76 | 19.71 |
| L | 21.97 | 55.80 | 30.00 | 76.20 | 8.23 | 20.96 |
| XL | 23.98 | 60.90 | 31.00 | 78.74 | 8.74 | 22.20 |
| 2XL | 25.98 | 65.98 | 32.00 | 81.28 | 9.25 | 23.50 |
| 3XL | 27.99 | 71.10 | 33.00 | 83.82 | 9.76 | 24.76 |
| 4XL | 30.04 | 76.30 | 34.00 | 86.36 | 10.24 | 26.01 |
| 5XL | 31.97 | 81.20 | 35.00 | 88.90 | 10.75 | 27.31 |
Crop Tops:
| SIZE | UK | SHOULDER | BUST SIZE | LENGTH | SLEEVE LENGETH |
| XS | 6 | 36 | 76 | 39 | 9 |
| S | 8 | 37 | 80 | 40 | 10 |
| M | 10 | 38 | 94 | 41 | 11 |
| L | 12 14 | 39 | 88 | 42 | 12 |
| XL | 16 | 40 | 92 | 43 | 13 |
T-Shirts:
| Size | Width, in | Width, cm | Length, in | Length, cm | Sleeve Length, in | Sleeve Length, cm |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 17.99 | 45.70 | 28.00 | 71.12 | 7.24 | 18.41 |
| M | 20.00 | 50.80 | 29.00 | 73.66 | 7.76 | 19.71 |
| L | 21.97 | 55.80 | 30.00 | 76.20 | 8.23 | 20.96 |
| XL | 23.98 | 60.90 | 31.00 | 78.74 | 8.74 | 22.20 |
| 2XL | 25.98 | 65.98 | 32.00 | 81.28 | 9.25 | 23.50 |
| 3XL | 27.99 | 71.10 | 33.00 | 83.82 | 9.76 | 24.76 |
| 4XL | 30.04 | 76.30 | 34.00 | 86.36 | 10.24 | 26.01 |
| 5XL | 31.97 | 81.20 | 35.00 | 88.90 | 10.75 | 27.31 |
UK DELIVERY
Royal Mail Free Shipping on orders over £49.99 (3-5 Days)
Evri Free Shipping on orders over £49.99 (3-5 Days)
INTERNATIONAL
Ireland Free Delivery on orders over £59.99 (3-7 Working Days)
Ireland Standard Delivery on orders under £59.99 (3-7 Working Days)
Europe Delivery (3-7 Working Days)
Rest of World Delivery (6-10 Working Days)
UK DELIVERY
Royal Mail Free Shipping on orders over £49.99 (3-5 Days)
Evri Free Shipping on orders over £49.99 (3-5 Days)
INTERNATIONAL
Ireland Free Delivery on orders over £59.99 (3-7 Working Days)
Ireland Standard Delivery on orders under £59.99 (3-7 Working Days)
Europe Delivery (3-7 Working Days)
Rest of World Delivery (6-10 Working Days)
FAQ'S
At Wyld Things, we create clothing that embraces individuality and celebrates bold, free-spirited style. Inspired by nature’s untamed beauty and urban energy, our designs blend comfort, quality, and statement-making aesthetics. Whether you're exploring the great outdoors or making moves in the city, Wyld Things is your go-to for authentic self-expression.
At Wyld Things, we create clothing that embraces individuality and celebrates bold, free-spirited style. Inspired by nature’s untamed beauty and urban energy, our designs blend comfort, quality, and statement-making aesthetics. Whether you're exploring the great outdoors or making moves in the city, Wyld Things is your go-to for authentic self-expression.
At Wyld Things, we promise to bring you bold, high-quality clothing that stands out and feels amazing to wear. Every piece is thoughtfully crafted to keep you comfortable, stylish, and ready to take on the day. We’re committed to sustainable practices, premium materials, and designs that inspire confidence and individuality. When you shop with us, you’re not just buying clothes – you’re investing in pieces that help you look great, feel unstoppable, and express your wild side.
At Wyld Things, we promise to bring you bold, high-quality clothing that stands out and feels amazing to wear. Every piece is thoughtfully crafted to keep you comfortable, stylish, and ready to take on the day. We’re committed to sustainable practices, premium materials, and designs that inspire confidence and individuality. When you shop with us, you’re not just buying clothes – you’re investing in pieces that help you look great, feel unstoppable, and express your wild side.
At Wyld Things, we strive to get your order to you as quickly as possible. Here's what you need to know:
Orders are processed within 1-3 days before being shipped. Once your order has been dispatched, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details to keep you updated on its journey.
- UK Orders: Delivered within 3-5 working days of order being processed
- International Orders: Delivered within 5-14 days of order being processed, depending on your location.
Thank you for choosing Wyld Things – we can’t wait for you to rock your new look!
At Wyld Things, we strive to get your order to you as quickly as possible. Here's what you need to know:
Orders are processed within 1-3 days before being shipped. Once your order has been dispatched, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details to keep you updated on its journey.
- UK Orders: Delivered within 3-5 working days of order being processed
- International Orders: Delivered within 5-14 days of order being processed, depending on your location.
Thank you for choosing Wyld Things – we can’t wait for you to rock your new look!
